Monthly Archives: May 2013

Pre-Credits Gag:  A large, exotic parrot flies into the girls’ room from outside and scares Comet. Joey comes home with his new girlfriend, Roxy, who is also a comedian.  She tells him that she’s nervous about meeting his stupid dorky … Continue reading →

Pre-Credits Gag:  Michelle and the twins steal Joey’s brownies. Joey scolds Jesse for reusing a stamp because all of a sudden he has principles about not being a big worthless sponge.  Joey tries to get DJ to back him up … Continue reading →

Pre-Credits Gag:  Becky tries to teach the twins to say, “have mercy” because she thinks that their father might actually put some effort into raising them if they learn his catchphrase.  They refuse, most likely due to their constant struggle … Continue reading →

Pre-Credits Gag:  The twins do a shitty job of wrapping their Christmas gifts for Becky.  To be fair, they’re like 2 years old and I really think that Jesse should wrap those gifts for them.  What a lazy, negligent father.  … Continue reading →

Pre-Credits Gag:  DJ and Steve make out while the audience goes, “WHOOOOOO!”  Michelle walks up to them and tells them that their mouths are filled with germs, effectively ruining the mood.  Man, I haven’t seen cock-blocking like that since I … Continue reading →