Full House Reviewed is a weekly entertainment blog in which every episode of Full House is reviewed in chronological order, with new posts every Friday.  It’s written by a guy who thinks that Full House is the shittiest show ever, and that making fun of it is pretty darn hilarious.

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  1. Roberta Selvy says:

    Please hurry and do season 5!


  2. Joe says:

    I think the next thing on the you should do is make an app. That would be pretty kickass.


  3. Anna says:

    DUDE. Super pumped for the new site. Love your blog. I frequently make people listen while I read it aloud to them. My friends don’t want to hang out with me anymore for some reason…


  4. Bernard says:

    This is THE best website on the internet. Thank you for providing me with lols during finals week – as well as means for procrastination.

    Trying so hard not to die of laughter in the library,


  5. Kathy Santoni says:

    I am absolutely fucking addicted to this blog. I discovered it yesterday and cannot get enough of it. It has helped me to immensely procrastinate at work, so thank you good sir. Please keep them coming. I love these reviews, and you.
    From the Bottom of My Heart,
    Kathy Santoni


  6. Kyle says:

    are you a woman or a man? cause if your a woman will you marry me?


  7. Amanda says:

    I love, love, love this blog. Reliving my childhood through sarcasm is hilarious. Bless your soul.


  8. Jay says:

    Site is amazing great job!!!!!!!!


  9. Shaina says:

    I just want to say that Full House has been a dirty pleasure of mine for a very long time and I love it very much. However, I love this blog; it’s truly hilarious and makes me laugh that I would adore such terrible entertainment. You are quite hilarious and 100% right about this show, but somehow I adore it anyways.


  10. erin says:

    I hate Full House, but oh how I love this blog.


  11. jessica z says:

    Are you aware there is a full house trivia on 3/6?? Will you be my team mate! With FH in your recent memory, and my embarrassing FH retention, i think we can make solid duo!!


  12. Amy says:


    Someone read this. Blind item – Every is guessing Full House. It will be a whole new twist.


  13. Ann says:

    Wow. What an amazingly entertaining blog! How you are still sane is beyond me!

    I stumbled across your blog yesterday, and in the span of 24 hours – forgoing any outside entertainment planned for the weekend – I read your entire blog – Season 1 to the latest episode of season 5! I used to watch the show as a kid and loved it, and saw nothing wrong with it. Now that I have read this, I agree with everything you observed – and also have to add – ever since the beginning, Jesse has always been a smug, self-indulgent and self-obsessed asshole who thinks the sun shines out his ass, ears, nostrils and ‘amazing’ hair. How I missed these qualities growing up, I’ll never know…..

    Thank you!! I commend and applaud your efforts.
    ps. How do you do it week after week?? After 1 season, I would have gone insane!!


  14. MiddleChild says:

    I love this blog, I just discovered it yesterday and have been on it ever since. I’ve even neglected facebook! Your descriptions are hilarious and you’re so right, they are all obnoxious, attention seeking nerds and the one that isn’t a total nerd is a bum who’s supported by his wife and brother-in-law. I don’t know why, but I never realized what a loser Jesse was until you pointed it out.


  15. Katie Kaw says:

    You have made my daily job hunting so much better! I have never read a more entertaining blog!! It is so funny I found myself laughing outloud at some of the commentary. Please keep going!! I also love how you pulled one over on Dave Coulier, who very stupidly, re-tweeted a link to your blog!!


  16. Angie says:

    I’m a HUGE fan of FHR, and when I saw this, I had to share.


    Now it makes sense why he never just moved the eff out.


  17. Marc Jaffe says:

    Thought you might be interested in this and spreading the word about an opportunity to have lunch with Bob Saget and Dave Coulier and raise money for Parkinson’s research at the same time.



  18. Garrett says:


    Thought you might have seen this and, as no real surprise, the Olsen-Monkey-Babies couldn’t be bothered to show up.


  19. Theresa says:

    These posts are making me laugh SO MUCH. Hahahahahahahahaha! Thank you for this!


  20. Emily says:

    Hi there,

    I’ve been a long time lurker of your blog, and I’ve never commented before. I just wanted to let you know I find your blog absolutely hilarious and I have followed it religiously for well over a year. It has had be laughing in tears many times. I think my favorite post of yours is from the episode where Danny cooked Stephanie’s cauliflower science project. I remember I was reading it at work and I just couldn’t control my laughter – for literally two minutes I laughed out loud. My coworker thought I was insane, especially when I tried to explain what I was reading to her. Anyway, I just wanted to say thanks so much for keeping up with this blog. It’s a great way to end my week. I know you talk about how its ruining your life having to be subjected to this horrible show every week, but I for one will be really bummed when you finish the series. Thanks again for your hilarious reviews!!!


  21. Andrew says:

    I love this site! I read it at work but have to be careful cause I have some serious LOL moments and my boss is like “what the shit”.

    Ok, seriously, I need to ask you this, my sister loves this show for some reason, maybe you should donate those DVD’s to me when done 🙂


  22. Jenn says:

    I nominated you for the Versatile Blogger Award. Whatever that means.

    Also, what’s up with the math? That crap’s hard.


  23. Angie says:

    You kept me laughing for a few hours on a lonely Friday night. Thank you! I will be making this site a daily “must read”!


  24. LisaIfreakinhatebobsaget says:

    Thank you. I stumbled across this when a writer on Jeezebel authored a piece extoling the horrors of Danny Tanner’s parenting skills, i.e. a timely Father’s Day piece on why Danny Tanner is televisions worse father. Perhaps this author was you. In any event, someone in the comments (hysterical themselves) linked this blog.

    As I was reading it early this morning I couldn’t keep the coffee from not flying out of my nose and my eyes from crying I was laughing so hard. I just didn’t think it was possible that anyone could hate on Full House as much as I do but then there you were, in all of your Full House Hatin’ glory. My roommate awoke to my hot mess self laughing hysterically and asked me if I was still drunk (that’s besides the point. This shit is HiLarious. Now that my 2 kids are adults they look back on the love they had for this show with both guilt and horror, having forced me into parental consent and my own torture. I now often throw it back in their faces “No.” “Why not?” “Because you made me watch Full House when you were little.” “Oh. Sorry. My bad.” And they truly do walk off in shame and disgrace and willing to do like the dishes or something to make up for it. Really, as a blackmail tool-a way to involke shame and suffering in your kids when they are fucking up BIG time, is to simply glare at them in their eyes and sternly say “FULL HOUSE.” (I think Danny would be proud.)

    They hate that shit. I personally find it to be my only redemption from the PTSD I have due to this ‘program.’ Thank you for being my Full House hating soulmate. I knew I couldn’t possibly be alone in my intractable rage at this piece of shit show.


  25. Liz says:

    Only liked full house from seasons 1-4 and then it was SHIT, Uncle Jesse was weird and Joey and Danny are annoying as hell DJ was cool the first 4 seasons and adroable before she grew up. Stephanie was a cute kid from seasons 1-3 by season 4 she became ugly, Michelle was an ugly child, Perhaps maybe someone could write a fan fiction about Michelle’s mother giving birth to that hideous child before dying!

    Anyways One of my favorite episodes is Season Two’s DJ’s Very First Horse. I loved horses and like DJ dreamed of owning my own horse, God, that episode was hilarious
    Thanks for the blog it’s funny and awesome


  26. john says:

    Why doesn’t the author have “contact information”? Do you just want to hide behind the safe anonymity of the internet?

    When are you going to do reviews of other classic TV shows? Seinfeld, Cheers, Fresh Prince, The Simpsons, Family Matters, Home Improvement… Plus many more that i would love to see you try and bash classic television shows with no success. Thanks.


    • Billy Superstar says:

      i’ve posted my contact information several times on here. it’s billysuperstar@gmail.com

      i’m not going to do another tv review blog after this is over. i’m not really clear on why you would love it if i did another one if you think that i would do it with no success.


  27. skittles4 says:

    this site is one of the funniest websites I’ve ever read, I’ve spent so much time laughing, out loud, (how many times do people actually laugh out loud when they “lol” amiright?) with some of these blog posts. there are some haters on here so the easy solution for them is just not read the blog, duh.

    but keep it up! it’s well enjoyed. and sure I watched all of full house growing up. but that doesn’t mean reading this blog and how well/hilariously you rag on it isn’t pure entertainment too 🙂 and I can’t get enough of how much you hate joey


  28. MommaG says:

    I think fellow fans of this page will enjoy this..


  29. Dan says:

    I absolutely love your reviews!! As a child I hated the cheesiness of full house and ugh….”the music”. Now I love watching the reruns while reading your reviews! Ever think of doing another show?


  30. Jay Somsen says:

    This is a video I did as an assignment for school. I had to cut together footage to create a movie trailer. THANK YOU for making this blog-site. I could not have done this video without you.


    • Jay Somsen says:

      This is a video I did as an assignment for school. I had to cut together footage to create a movie trailer. THANK YOU for making this blog-site. I could not have done this video without you.



    • Eric says:

      This video is amazing. It reminds me of Rocky Horror Picture Show, or House of 1,000 Corpses. People have let their children watch horror movies for years.


  31. Full House: The Movie – Official Trailer


  32. Okay, let me just say that I don’t hate Full House. I kind of like all the cheesiness. But I get where you are coming from because I HATE, HATE, HATE, FUCKING HATE GROWING PAINS!!!! I cannot stand that show! I hate it with a white hot intensity of a million suns!!!! Every time I see one of those people (except Tracy Gold), it makes my skin crawl! So, I totally get you!!! I have been trying to find anyone who feels the same way as I do about the shitty show, but I’ve never been able to. But you hating Full House the way you do is just as good!!! Thank you!!! Thank you soooooooo much!!!!


  33. susie38 says:

    I also hate this show. The things I hate the most but have not seen anyone discuss is Uncle Jesse and the stupid faces he makes when he’s singing, playing the drums or on his guitar. I want to punch him. I also noticed that no one in the house knows how to kiss without it being in slow motion, ever. I think it’s gross how the guys, mostly Jesse, kiss the girls on the mouth way too much. Lastly, I hate the way he says “Have mercy”. It gets more irritating and drawn out with every season.
    I used to love Full House, then I discovered your blog. I have no idea how I didn’t see how crappy it was before, and you are seriously funny and see things I never payed any attention to before.
    I can’t wait to read your blogs when Fuller House starts, I am really looking forward to it.


  34. Dunkel-Light says:

    I’m at season 4, episode 3 and I really enjoy reading your reviews, thank you very much for all your hard work and creativity to write each one of these entries. I’m gonna feel sad and lonely when I finish the rest of the seasons… I wish I could find more hidden jewels like this site.


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