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Author Archives: billysuperstar111
Fuller House Episode 5, “Mad Max”
I wish I was watching Mad Max. That would be way better than this crap. That’s kind of a weird title for this episode, tho. I don’t really know what it’s supposed to be referring to. Stephanie helps DJ’s middle … Continue reading
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Fuller House Episode 4, “The Not-So-Great Escape”
Stephanie makes some observations about the baby that aren’t even worth mentioning and then Kimmie Gibbler comes downstairs, kisses her and refers to her as, “sister-wife.” Well, cool, I guess that I can stop complaining about how Full House never … Continue reading
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Fuller House Episode 3, “Funner House”
Stephanie and Kimmie Gibbler flaunt their sexy outfits as they prepare for a girls night out. DJ approaches them and even though she’s clearly wearing a shitload of makeup and has her nails did, she is apparently not prepared for … Continue reading
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Fuller House Episode 2, “Moving Day”
DJ’s middle son goes down to the basement that used to be Joey’s creepy room and is now where Stephanie nurses her hangovers. I bet it still smells like Joey in there. You just know that the stench of old, … Continue reading
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Fuller House Episode 1, “Our Very First Show, Again”
Hey, remember that hideous baby from the late 80’s? Just in case her horrifying visage isn’t already burned into your mind’s eye for all time, let’s start this horrible throwback series with an alarming close up of her. Oh, I … Continue reading
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8 Predictions for Fuller House
Why, oh why, is there going to be more Full House? It’s the worst 90’s throwback since the invasion of Iraq. Never in my wildest dreams did it occur to me that there would ever be more of this shit. … Continue reading
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The Unauthorized Full House Story Part 3
I can’t even remember what was going on when we left off. Whatever it was, it wasn’t that interesting. I do remember that it was at the 55 minute mark, because I’m keeping track of those minutes, real close. Jesse … Continue reading
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The Unauthorized Full House Story Part 2
Wait, this is only part 2? I feel like I’ve been watching this thing for a million years already! Lemme check the timer… 21 minutes!??! Fuck my life! There’s another hour of this shit!??! Last week’s entry left off with … Continue reading
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The Unauthorized Full House Story Part 1
Damn, guys, I guess there’s more Full House stuff. I’m gonna review Fuller House when that happens but in the interim there was a terrible Lifetime movie so why don’t we have a friendly little chat about that? So, this … Continue reading
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Introduction
For those of you who are just stumbling across this site for the first time, Full House Reviewed is a blog that writes scathing reviews of every episode of Full House, the worst sitcom of all time. It was written … Continue reading
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