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Season 8, Episode 10, “Under the Influence”

Pre-Credits Gag:  Joey cooks dinner so Jesse assumes that it’s meatloaf because that’s apparently all he ever makes.  Joey defies their expectations by presenting something new: meat muffins.  Even though that’s just meatloaf in a slightly different shape, everyone decides … Continue reading

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Season 8, Episode 9, “Stephanie’s Wild Ride”

Pre-Credits Gag:  Joey does his Mr. Woodchuck routine for the twins.  We haven’t seen that puppet for like 2 Seasons and I guess I was naive enough to believe that we’d never be subjected to it ever again.  Many wood … Continue reading

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Season 8, Episode 8, “Claire and Present Danger”

Pre-Credits Gag:  The twins eat Jell-o and then say some undecipherable nonsense before doing a little dance.  Joey comes in and tells Becky that he met a french woman in the park and made a date with her.  The woman … Continue reading

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Season 8, Episode 7, “On the Road Again”

Pre-Credits Gag:  Jesse jams out with his new band, which now has like 50 members (including some pretty fly backup singers).  At the end of the song, Viper starts smashing his guitar, either because it was stylish at the time, … Continue reading

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Season 8, Episode 6, “You Pet It, You Bought It”

Pre-Credits Gag:  The twins wake Michelle up by jumping up and down on her bed.  She’s like, “how come you little fuckers never pull this shit with Stephanie?” and they tell her that Stephanie’s a real asshole when she’s woken … Continue reading

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Season 8, Episode 5, “To Joey, With Love”

This is one of those episodes where you know you’re fucked just by reading the title. Pre-Credits Gag:  Stephanie does some dumb ass bullshit magic trick with the twins. Marcia Wallace comes over to the full house to hold a … Continue reading

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Season 8, Episode 4, “I’ve Got a Secret”

Pre-Credits Gag:  Jesse tells the twins to do exactly as he does while he shows them how to fix their tricycle, then, naturally, he fucks it up and hurts himself and they mimic his cries of pain. Michelle and her … Continue reading

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Season 8, Episode 3, “Making Out is Hard to Do”

Pre-Credits Gag:  Joey plays a trick on the twins but then it turns out that they were just humoring him, presumably out of pity. As Stephanie enters her room with Gia, we catch the tail end of their conversation, with … Continue reading

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Season 8, Episode 2, “Breaking Away”

Pre-Credits Gag:  Becky’s upset because it’s the twins’ first day of preschool and then there’s some throwaway joke that’s not even worth mentioning that’s about how Joey’s an idiot. This is one of those episodes that picks up right where … Continue reading

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Season 8, Episode 1, “Comet’s Excellent Adventure”

Pre-Credits Gag:  The family all search frantically for the remote until the dog comes in holding it in his mouth, almost as if to say, “anyone remember that this family has a dog?”  They turn on the tv and it … Continue reading

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