Category Archives: Season 2

Pre-Credits Gag:  DJ and Stephanie teach Michelle how to rollerskate.  Stephanie keeps making statements about how unimpressive her rollerskating is and the baby sort of winces at her, which makes the audience crack up.  How come the audience laughs every … Continue reading →

Oh, man, you better prepare yourself.  This one’s a fucking doozy. Pre-Credits Gag:  Joey does a bunch of shitty impressions for the baby. Jesse and Joey come to breakfast in the morning lookin’ to’ up from the flo’ up because … Continue reading →

Pre-Credits Gag:  The Dad’s sing a doo-wop lullaby to the baby and then she says “doo-wah.” Jesse and Rebecca Donaldson enjoy some nice sexual tension in the kitchen until Joey comes in with the baby.  Awww, will you look at … Continue reading →

Pre-credits gag:  The Dads are all having so much fun blowing bubbles with Michelle that they don’t even notice when she wanders off.  DJ comes in and jokes that they’d better have finished their homework if they’re going to be … Continue reading →

Oh fucking God damn it, it’s the shitty ass awful Christmas episode.  If I could skip just one review, it would be this one.  Based on my memory of watching Full House on tv, there are two scenes in the … Continue reading →

Pre-Credits Gag:  Stephanie gives Michelle a ride to the kitchen on her tricycle. Danny comes home from the grocery stores all aflutter and prancing around like an asshole because he met some broad named Denise in the produce section.  He … Continue reading →

Oh, great, an episode that focuses on Joey. Pre-Credits Gag:  Jesse and Michelle lift weights together and she’s got little baby weights.  Awww.  Then he flies her around like she’s super baby then there is some tickling.  Usually these pre-credits … Continue reading →

Over the last few weeks, Full House Reviewed seems to have inexplicably found an audience.  I’d like to welcome all of you new readers, especially, “The Pizza,” who left a comment a few weeks ago in anticipation of this very … Continue reading →

Based on the title, I thought this was the dreaded Christmas episode when they get stuck in an airport.  Man, it’s gonna take some serious drinking to get through that one.  But no, the “jingle” in this title refers to … Continue reading →

Pre-Credits Gag:  As Joey naps on the couch, the baby comes in and licks him. At a horse ranch, Jesse shows Michelle a baby chicken while Rebecca Donaldson watches.  Jesse is clearly trying to lure Rebecca in with his paternal … Continue reading →