Category Archives: Season 3

Season 3, Episode 17, “13 Candles”

Pre-Credits Gag:  DJ sets her alarm clock for 3:47 AM so she can be awake for the exact moment that she becomes 13 years old.  Stephanie is unwillingly woken up for this occasion as well, and then she’s forced to … Continue reading

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Season 3, Episode 16, “Bye, Bye Birdie”

Pre-Credits Gag:  Danny and Joey measure Michelle and tell her that she’s grown half an inch since the last time she was measured but she doesn’t give a shit. Danny, Joey, Jesse and Rebecca Donaldson put Michelle to bed and … Continue reading

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Season 3, Episode 15, Lust in the Dust”

Pre-Credits Gag:  The baby tries to join in on DJ and Stephanie’s jump rope game but she does it wrong.  There’s some sort of joke about the way that she interprets their jump rope song but I can’t even tell … Continue reading

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Season 3, Episode 14, “Misadventures in Babysitting”

Pre-Credits Gag:  Joey shows Michelle one of those mechanical flowers that dance when you play music.  Remember those?  They were pretty big around the time this episode aired, which is just the first of many tidbits of evidence in this … Continue reading

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Season 3, Episode 13, “No More Mr. Dumb Guy”

Pre-Credits Gag:  The girls do Michelle’s hair so she’ll look nice for Grandma.  Seriously, what’s with this whole off-screen Grandma thing?  If they can’t be bothered to ever bring her back on the show again why do they always gotta … Continue reading

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Season 3, Episode 12, “Joey and Stacy and…Oh, Yeah, Jesse”

Danny tells Michelle to stop blowing bubbles into her chocolate milk.  She diverts each of his assertions with the question of “why?” until he finally concedes that it’s ok after all, going so far as to blow bubbles into his … Continue reading

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Season 3, Episode 11, “Aftershocks”

Pre-Credits Gag:  Jesse and Joey practice a blues medley and then the baby comes in and demands that they play the teapot song.  The Uncles comply and perform a  blues rendition that Michelle does a little dance to.  And there … Continue reading

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Season 3, Episode 10, “The Greatest Birthday on Earth”

Pre-Credits Gag:  DJ asks Michelle if she wants to participate in a recording that is being made for Grandma.  Good ol’ Grandma…  although we may never see her on camera ever again, she’s still alluded to from time to time … Continue reading

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Season 3, Episode 9, “Dr. Dare Rides Again”

Credits Gag:  Danny and the girls get together to decide what to name the dog.  Everyone comes up with a bunch of crappy names until DJ suggests “Comet,” her reason being, “because he’s fast and he has a tail.”  So … Continue reading

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Season 3, Episode 8, “Divorce Court”

So I meant to put up a special post on March 7 to commemorate the first anniversary of Full House Reviewed but then I forgot all about it.  Then I decided that since the March 7th post was just an … Continue reading

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