Category Archives: Season 7

The only thing that’s getting me through this is knowing that there’s only 1 Season left. Hey, guys!  Welcome to the penultimate Season Review!  I like to start these with shout-outs and updates, so skip to the next photo if … Continue reading →

Pre-Credits Gag:  Jesse plays with the twins in the attic on their outdoor play set.  Becky comes up and asks why they’re doing outdoor activities inside and he tells her that they got booted out of the backyard because Danny’s … Continue reading →

Pre-Credits Gag:  Joey tries to show the twins how to use safety scissors and they’re immediately more capable of using them than he is.  Is it me or has Joey gotten extra worthless lately?  I mean, he’s always been cartoonishly … Continue reading →

Pre-Credits Gag:  Jesse helps the twins make plaster impressions of their hand prints to give to Becky on Mother’s Day.  Joey makes one for his mom, too, because he’s a pathetic human being. Everyone sits and watches Michelle ask her … Continue reading →

Before I get started, I just had the point out that the title of this episode is a euphemism for masturbation.  It may as well be called, “Go Jerk Off.” Pre-Credits Gag:  DJ tells the twins to eat their breakfast … Continue reading →

Hey, guys!  Super rad cartoonist Carolyn Main made this FHR tribute painting and she’s selling it on ebay!  I thought it was a beautiful enough work of art to post here, plus she said she’d buy me a sandwich if … Continue reading →

Pre-Credits Gag:  Michelle plays Simon Says with the twins.  She tells them to sit on the floor and they do it but then she points out that she did not say Simon Says.  One of them says, “who’s Simon?” and … Continue reading →

Pre-Credits Gag:  Becky finds the twins wearing cowboy outfits and building a fort out of cushions in the living room.  She tells them that they shouldn’t have used all of the cushions in the house and then it turns out … Continue reading →

Pre-Credits Gag:  This episode doesn’t have a pre-credits gag, presumably because it’s so crammed with somber emotions that there was no room for a throwaway gag at the opening.  As such, I thought I’d use this space to preface this … Continue reading →

Pre-Credits Gag:  A large, exotic parrot flies into the girls’ room from outside and scares Comet. Joey comes home with his new girlfriend, Roxy, who is also a comedian.  She tells him that she’s nervous about meeting his stupid dorky … Continue reading →