Category Archives: Season 8

Pre-Credits Gag:  Last week’s episode is recapped.  The most important thing to remember is that Michelle got hurt, and it was awesome. At the hospital, the dads all gather around Michelle, who, tragically, is not dead.  She’s unable to identify … Continue reading →

Pre-Credits Gag:  DJ doesn’t have a date to the prom so Kimmie Gibbler decides to make it her mission to find her one. Danny sits on the sidelines during Michelle’s horse riding practice.  I wonder if that’s DJ’s horse from … Continue reading →

I feel like I’m a senior in high school and I already took the SATs and got into college and all that shit and now I’m just waiting for the year to be over because I’m so close and it … Continue reading →

Pre-Credits Gag:  Jesse comes home late after Motocross racing with his friends and Becky is pissed because she was all worried about him, what with Motocross being hella dangerous and all.  He’s like, “I never gave a shit about how … Continue reading →

Pre-Credits Gag:  Becky, Jesse and the twins come downstairs in the morning to find Joey passed out on the counter.  They make several attempts to wake him up but Joey just responds with cartoon character impressions before immediately falling back … Continue reading →

Add this to the list of episode titles that could be a euphemism for anal sex.  Also, this episode is the first one on the last disc of the series.  I can’t believe I’m almost done with this shit.  I’ll … Continue reading →