Category Archives: Season 1

Season 1 Reviewed

Posted on August 13, 2010 by billysuperstar111

Full House is a terrible show. Everything about it totally sucks.  The writing is bad, the characters are all shallow and annoying, and the production is lousy.  And yet somehow it became a cultural phenomenon that influenced the ABC Networks … Continue reading →

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Bonus Entry: Season 1, Episode 0, “Unaired Pilot”

Posted on August 12, 2010 by billysuperstar111

I’d always heard that there was an unaired Full House pilot but I never had a chance to see it until I started renting the DVD’s so I could write this blog.  Since the first episode begins moments before the … Continue reading →

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Season 1, Episode 22, “DJ Tanner’s Day Off”

Posted on August 7, 2010 by billysuperstar111

That’s right, motherfuckers, we made it all the way to the season finale!  After this we’ve only got seven more seasons of this shit, then maybe I’ll finally go get my Masters degree or something… We open with DJ jamming … Continue reading →

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Season 1, Episode 21, “Mad Money”

Posted on July 30, 2010 by billysuperstar111

Jesse has been sneaking in and out of the full house with a mysterious blue duffle bag and the rest of the family wants to know what it’s all about.  Their bombardment of invasive inquiries is cut short by an … Continue reading →

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Season 1, Episode 20, “The Seven-Month Itch-Part 2”

Posted on July 23, 2010 by billysuperstar111

My apologies to those of you who lost sleep this past week while waiting to find out whether or not Uncle Jesse has really left the full house for good.  As for the rest of you, who probably can’t be … Continue reading →

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Season 1, Episode 19, “The Seven-Month Itch-Part 1”

Posted on July 17, 2010 by billysuperstar111

Jesse is really excited because the entire family is going to Disneyland and leaving him home alone to bang his girlfriend in peace.  He has trouble shooing everyone out except for Stephanie, who’s so excited about her upcoming trip to … Continue reading →

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Season 1, Episode 18, “Just One of the Guys”

Posted on July 9, 2010 by billysuperstar111

DJ passes up going to the church bake sale with Kimmy Gibbler because she’s anxiously awaiting the arrival of her cousin, Steve.  Her description of their time together is oddly suggestive:  “we go ice skating, we mess around… we have … Continue reading →

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Season 1, Episode 17, “Danny’s Very First Date”

Posted on July 2, 2010 by billysuperstar111

The Honeybees are having a meeting in the Full House.  Joey performs his duties as honorary Queen Bee by making lots of lame bee puns and fulfilling the requests of Linda, the fine ass Hive Mother.  The Honeybees are having … Continue reading →

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Season 1, Episode 16, “But Seriously Folks”

Posted on June 25, 2010 by billysuperstar111

Oh shit, y’all, it’s Kimmie Gibbler!  She and DJ have started a band called the Bracelets.  It should come as no surprise that Kimmie’s the keyboard player.  Kimmie rips shit up on their rendition of, “I’m Your Venus,” but DJ, … Continue reading →

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Season 1, Episode 15, “A Pox in Our House”

Posted on June 18, 2010 by billysuperstar111

As the family gathers together to watch Jesse’s cheesy ass doo-wop group perform, everyone is delighted except for Stephanie. You might think she’s become cognizant of the horrible nightmare world she’s come to inhabit, but it turns out that she … Continue reading →

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