Category Archives: Season 5

Season 5 Reviewed

Reviewing every episode of Full House in chronological order is really starting to wear me down, you guys.  I can’t believe that there’s three more Seasons of this shit.  I just can’t stand it. So I always like to start … Continue reading

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Season 5, Episode 26, “Captain Video-Part 2”

As was conveniently established last episode, Jesse is a super shitty dancer, so he has to take lessons in order to perform in the upcoming music video for “Forever.”  The guys at his record label come by the full house … Continue reading

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Season 5, Episode 25, “Captain Video-Part 1”

As Michelle is initiated into the Honeybees, Stephanie tries desperately to steal her thunder by prattling on incessantly about her own achievements as a Honeybee, proving yet again that she should have been Judy Winslowed a long time ago.  Wait, … Continue reading

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Season 5, Episode 24, “Girls Will Be Boys”

Pre-Credits Gag:  Danny tries to teach Michelle how to not be totally disgusting while she eats spaghetti.  Guess what?  He fails.  Why are there so many routines on this show that involve Michelle shoving a bunch of food into her … Continue reading

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Season 5, Episode 23, “Five’s a Crowd”

Pre-Credits Gag:  Michelle sprays Jesse with a squirt bottle while they’re watering plants so he challenges her to a squirt bottle duel.  While Jesse is doing his paces for the duel Michelle cheats by squirting him in the back. Danny … Continue reading

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Season 5, Episode 22, “Trouble with Danny”

Pre-Credits Gag:  Danny makes Michelle put on a utility belt outfitted with cleaning products and tells her that he loves her more than her sisters because she’s more susceptible to the influence of his insane cleaning habits than they are. … Continue reading

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Season 5, Episode 21, “Yours, Mine and Ours”

Everyone in the full house is all cranky and bickering so Danny decides to institute a Tanner family fun night to bring them all together.  Man, we haven’t seen Tanner family fun night since like the first Season or something.  … Continue reading

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