Category Archives: Season 3

Pre-Credits Gag:  Michelle sneaks up behind Danny and grabs his face after he’s been up all night planning for a telethon.  This is one of those rare occasions where the pre-credits gag sets up the premise for the episode, as … Continue reading →

Pre-Credits Gag:  Michelle interrupts Jesse’s guitar playing by forcing him to play a game where they make hideous faces at each other, resulting in a bunch more screencaps that a bunch of people will lift for their tumblr pages.  Don’t … Continue reading →

Pre-Credits Gag:  Michelle pleads with Joey and Danny to check her closet for a monster and when they finally proceed with the investigation they are startled by DJ in a monster mask.  What a bunch of practical jokers! Danny compulsively … Continue reading →

Pre-Credits Gag:  Michelle makes Joey a sandwich for lunch and he is unsettled to discover that it is filled with disgusting ingredients. As the family enjoys milk and cookies together in the kitchen, Joey gifts Michelle with a Raffi recording … Continue reading →

Pre-Credits Gag:  Joey plays t-ball with Michelle and she doesn’t really get the rules. The episode begins with an inspired mash-up:  as DJ and Kimmie Gibbler study with their headphones on, they sing that beloved Milli Vanilli tune, “Blame It … Continue reading →

Pre-Credits Gag:  Jesse tries to teach Michelle left and right and they have a lame “who’s on first”-esque exchange. As the girls prepare for a day at the amusement park with Kimmie Gibbler’s family, they order the Dad’s around as … Continue reading →

Pre-Credits Gag:  Danny lets Michelle record the full house’s answering machine message.  Didn’t you hate it when people would let their kids leave those confused sounding messages that were supposed to be cute?  That’s at least one reason why I’m … Continue reading →